{"id":421,"date":"2015-02-17T14:06:32","date_gmt":"2015-02-17T14:06:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fwt.1d.dk\/?p=421"},"modified":"2015-02-17T14:06:32","modified_gmt":"2015-02-17T14:06:32","slug":"2015-2-17-this-week-in-japanengrish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fwt.1d.dk\/?p=421","title":{"rendered":"This Week In Japanengrish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone knows that half the joy of travelling in non-english speaking countries &#8211; and Asian ones in peticular &#8211; is the sheer abundance of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Engrish\">Engrish<\/a>. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.japan-talk.com\/jt\/new\/13-reasons-that-engrish-is-not-funny\">In this article<\/a> John Spacey argues that it stops being funny after you have been here for a while. But clearly we havn&#8217;t been here long &#8217;cause I still find these hysterically funny:<\/p>\n<h3>The first thing you have to do is to wake. the second thing you have to do is to look up the word &#8220;coherence&#8221;in a dictionary.<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e32d0ee4b01d057025ca0d\/1424174428150\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"Fashion &#038; Make Your Style \/ The New Style, It's Just For You \/ If You Want To Make Your Dream Come True, The First Thing You Have To Do Is To Wake\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Fashion &#038; Make Your Style \/ The New Style, It&#8217;s Just For You \/ If You Want To Make Your Dream Come True, The First Thing You Have To Do Is To Wake&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Hitler agrees&#8230;<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e32ef9e4b033d521d1b822\/1424174938645\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"If the result is beauty, the method is justified!\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;If the result is beauty, the method is justified!&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>You can&#8217;t slip out!<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e32f9fe4b0d191d50f9a4f\/1424175054153\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"The shock of \"GYZA\" again. You can't slip out from the \"GYZA\" world of more high sense and edgy.\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;The shock of &#8220;GYZA&#8221; again. You can&#8217;t slip out from the &#8220;GYZA&#8221; world of more high sense and edgy.&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>This actually kinda makes sense &#8230;<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e32fe6e4b0d191d50f9b02\/1424175125190\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"Contents: my face\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Contents: my face&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>This was taken at the aquarium &#8230;<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e33068e4b045091b222f3d\/1424175249933\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"Brought into the hotel, please refrain from\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Brought into the hotel, please refrain from&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>Mind = BLOWN!<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e330b7e4b0d9caed864e22\/1424175329655\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"These jellyfish usually live at the bottom of the sea without swimming under the sea\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;These jellyfish usually live at the bottom of the sea without swimming under the sea&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3>We didn&#8217;t stay there &#8230;<\/h3>\n<figure style=\"width: 2500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/517f9933e4b03c6b86a447b1\/522e1b6ee4b074119b24fb89\/54e33108e4b0409b066627ac\/1424175449070\/\/img.jpg\" alt=\"\"We prepare the floor for exclusive use of the woman\"\"\/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;We prepare the floor for exclusive use of the woman&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>To be continued.<\/p>\n<p>\/Isa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone knows that half the joy of travelling in non-english speaking countries &#8211; and Asian ones in peticular &#8211; is the sheer abundance of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Engrish\">Engrish<\/a>. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.japan-talk.com\/jt\/new\/13-reasons-that-engrish-is-not-funny\">In this article<\/a> John Spacey argues that it stops being funny after you have been here for a while. 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